┌────────────────────────────────── ┐ │ │ │ Caution: Accessing these results may lead to mental instability │ │ │ │ "Would you like to verify the outcome of the last jump?" │ │ │ │ │ │ YES/NO │ │ │ │ │ └────────────────────────────────── ┘
┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ┓ ┃ ┃ ┃ "Bug report: Due to item data being written over the previously existing 'glans' slot, ┃ ┃ your original glans configuration has been permanently lost." ┃ ┃ ┃ ┃ ┃ ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ┛
┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ┓ ┃ ┃ ┃ "A compensation item has been sent to the runner’s inventory due to encountering the 'glans disappearance bug'." ┃ ┃ ┃ ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ┛
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┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ┓ ┃ ┃ ┃ "I’m not sure if I can explain this perfectly, but let me clarify just in case. ┃ ┃ If something has too unique or irreplaceable a performance, you can only carry over one of it—even if there are multiple slots available. ┃ ┃ Also, while it’s rare, there *are* some things that can’t be carried over at all. ┃ ┃ But don’t give up—I’ll figure something out, no matter what. ┃ ┃ Because you’re our last hope." ┃ ┃ ┃ ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ┛
┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ┓ ┃ ┃ ┃ ┃ ┃ "Guess I really need to work on how I’m communicating this… but I just don’t think it’s possible." ┃ ┃ ┃ ┃ ┃ ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ┛